Who the hell are we?
First things first, let's get two thing straight:
1) We’re not here to sell you some super-secret fitness cult
2) We won’t pretend to have all the answers.
Clear?
Our Mission
(Because every brand needs one, right?)
I’m here to show you how to get fit without spending your life savings. How to stay healthy without needing to make awkward small talk between sets.
Hell, you won’t even need to leave your cave to get a bicep pump.
Want to stare into the void after a hard set without ending up in some influencer’s TikTok? Yeah, me too.
That’s what Resistance Bandits is for. We’re here to show you how you can do that too, and we promise to always keep it real. We’ll share our wins, our fails, and every time we launched a resistance band into our own face… It might even be a rite of passage at this point.
Remember: we’re in this together, and the best part is: No one has to leave the comfort of their homes.
Welcome to the Resistance
We’re glad to have you on board.
We’re a couple of folks who figured out how to get ripped without dealing with crowded gyms, overpriced memberships, long commutes, and the existential dread of working out in public.
Guess what? We used those stretchy rubber things your grandma uses for physio.
Yep, resistance bands. Who would’ve thought…